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Well, pucker up buttercup, because Suck a Bag of Sour Candy is here to save the day!\r\n\r\nThis 25-pack of tart, penis-shaped candies is the perfect way to tell someone to eat a bag of... well, you know. Each pack contains five little sugar schlongs, giving you plenty of ammunition for your next verbal showdown.\r\n\r\nBut wait, there's more! These phallic treats aren't just for insults. 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